February 2011
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
January 2011
“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent...”
– Robert Fulghum (All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten)
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
– Albert Einstein (via quote-book)
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via quote-book)
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more...”
– Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
“Classic’ - a book which people praise and don’t read.”
– Mark Twain (via quote-book)
“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via quote-book)
“Art must take reality by surprise.”
– Francoise Sagan (via kari-shma)
Dear bread, I'm hot, turned on, and want you...
When your period's late but you've never had sex
punchthehighlightsoutofyourhair:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Sometimes I like to pretend,...
Reblog if you're straight and don't mind if...
